OlderMusicGeek's Stupid Tests and Quizzes

My Full-Length OKCupid Profile

2011-03-15T20:18:00.004-05:00

Well, I did this profile for OKCupid, but it was way too long. But since I wrote I thought it shouldn't go to waste, so I'm putting it here! - OlderMusicGeek

My self-summary
Divorced for over 5 years; have a teenage daughter who lives with me most of the time; music fanatic – music is my life and religion – only thing I love more than music is my daughter; listen to all types of music, but alternative, punk, 70s and 80s are my favorite types; go to live shows of local bands; am a nerd, geek and dork; smartass: likes movies, tv shows, books, comic books as well as science fiction in general; like science - especially psychology/sociology, biology and astronomy; interested in spirituality – agnostic but something of a skeptic, find Buddhism and paganism interesting - do not believe in the bible; interested in philosophy - especially ethics; mild interested in politics – mostly left of center; have travelled – studied in England for one year and did some travelling in Europe, as well as living in southern Africa for 6 ½ years teaching English and travelling during the holidays; am transgendered and an occasional crossdresser, but mostly straight.

Characters I relate to or are similar to: George Bailey from “It’s A Wonderful Life”; Dr John “J.D.” Dorian from “Scrubs”; Ted Mosby from ”How I Met Your Mother”; Rob Fleming, narrator/main character from the movie and book, “High Fidelity” (both must see/read if you’re a music fanatic); Mike Doonesbury from “Doonesbury”; Holden Caulfield from “Catcher In The Rye”; Sam Weir, the younger brother from “Freaks And Geeks”; Leonard Hofstadter from “Big Bang Theory”; Clark Kent from "Superman"; Malcolm from “Malcolm In The Middle”; Eric Forman from “That 70s Show”; Ross Geller from “Friends”; Lucas Bly from the movie, “Lucas”; Jason Fox from “Fox Trot”; Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh from ”South Park”; Milo Bloom from “Bloom County”; Prof Grady Tripp as well as James Leer, the young writer, from “Wonder Boys”; Professor Utonium from “The Powerpuff Girls”; Alan Harper from “Two And A Half Men”; Charlie Brown and Linus Van Pelt from “Peanuts”; Gilligan from “Gilligan’s Island”; “Screech” Powers from “Saved By The Bell”; Brick Heck from “The Middle”; Darlene Conner from "Roseanne"; Lisa Simpson from “The Simpsons”; Sue Heck from “The Middle”; Dharma Montgomery from “Dharma & Greg”; Phoebe Buffay from “Friends”; the stereotype absent-minded professor from many different things.

And I'm like the person in this song - My websites:
Facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/Oldermusicgeek
MySpace profile - http://www.myspace.com/oldermusicgeek
Twitter page - https://twitter.com/oldermusicgeek
my blog site - http://oldermusicgeek.blogspot.com/
the results of a bunch of quizzes I’ve taken and questionnaires I’ve filled out - http://www.oldermusicgeektests.blogspot.com/

What I’m doing with my lifeRaising my daughter; trying to enjoy my life as much as I can afford to; just trying to learn how to live my life again after dealing with some personal and psychological issues; trying to figure out what to do with my life after my daughter grows up.

I’m really good attrivia; making witty, smart-alecky remarks; sometimes making conversation; told I’m a good dad; get good reviews at my job; and unfortunately sometimes going too far and hurting people's feelings!

The first things people usually notice about meShoulder length hair that’s usually tied into a ponytail; my humor; that I’m a smart aleck; that I’m really obsessed with music; that I’m quirky/unusual/eccentric/idiosyncratic; that I can be stubborn; have my own opinions and not afraid to express them; that I’m laid back and easy-going and very tolerant.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
This was so freaking long, I just made it into its own blog post! - OMGeek
Food – Mexican and Italian (but can’t eat much of either because I’m on a low fat diet!)

The six things I could never do withoutDon’t feel like there’s much I could never do without, but I wouldn’t want to be without these!
my daughter
music
MY music
my ipod
my anti-depressants
I suppose my cat – though some days that feels less true than others!

I spend a lot of time thinking about
my daughter – her schooling, her future, her dating, etc.; music as well as tv shows, movies and books; science; what if scenarios; worrying if I forgot to do something; something witty to put on Facebook and Twitter or how to respond to a friend’s text.

On a typical Friday night I am
probably not having as much fun as I wish that I was having. For a long time, my daughter wasn’t old enough to be left alone. And now money is really tight. But I do try to get out when I can and do things like seeing my favorite local bands.

Otherwise, I’ve probably rented a dvd and am watching that.

When my computer was working properly, I wasted too many Friday nights surfing the net.

The most private thing I’m willing to admitWell, I already admitted that I cross dress occasionally. And that I take anti-depressants. Uh, I’m also a slob.

I’m looking forGirls who like guys
Ages 20-99
Located near meWho are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex

You should message me ifyou’re just looking for someone to hang out with occasionally.

I AM looking for a steady girlfriend, but I am NOT looking for a wife, life partner or soul mate. I may or may not want one of those in the future, but not at this time in my life.

I’m looking for someone I can go to live bar shows, movies and dinner with as well as hang out at home and chat or watch a movie with. Someone I can chat with or talk on the phone with. But at this time, I am NOT looking for someone to live with or share my life 24/7 with. Don’t mind sharing numerous nights and days, just not all of them!

Hard for me to say what kind of woman I’ve into because I’ve dated many different types of women – blacks, whites, a Wiccan, a Catholic, an atheist, a political conservative and Republican, a couple of Africans, an Englishwoman, tall women, short women, petite women, bigger women…

Most of them have been rather confident and strong-willed. Most have also been open-minded and tolerant.

They also tended to be between 4 years younger to 2 years older, though I’ve gone as far as almost 6 years younger to 7 years older. I’d be willing to try outside of that range though.

And since the divorce, they’ve tended to be mothers. I just relate better to a fellow parent. They get the change of priorities that happen when you have a child.

And obviously, I want a woman who enjoys music. She does NOT have the same taste as me. Considering how expansive my taste is, that’d be next to impossible. In fact, I would prefer that she didn’t have THAT close of taste to mine, so we can introduce each other to new music. But it would be nice if we had some overlapping taste in music.

Also appreciate women who good at witty quips! Ones that can give it as well as they get it are a huge plus!

Oh, and no tobacco smokers! My daughter and I are both allergic to tobacco smoke. Other than that, not sure what to say. But to help give you an idea what kind of women I like, here’s a list of famous and fictional woman that I’m attracted to – in order of attraction – you do NOT need to LOOK like any of these women, but you should ACT something like a few of them: Sigourney Weaver, Zooey Deschanel, Dr Elliott Reid from “Scrubs”, Drew Barrymore, Sara Gilbert, the girl in this video, Darlene Conner from "Roseanne", Liz Lemon from “30 Rock”, Tina Fey, Dharma Montgomery from "Dharma & Greg", Mary Steenburger, Lois Lane in any form or media, Halle Berry, Phoebe Buffay from “Friends”, Anne Hathaway, Michelle Pfeiffer, Wynona Ryder, Kathleen Turner, Dana Scully from “X-Files”, Helen Hunt, Jamie Buchman from “Mad About You”, Mary Hatch Bailey – the wife from “It’s A Wonderful Life”, Penelope – the wife of Odysseus/Ulysses in “The Odyssey”, Elaine Bennis from “Seinfeld”, Lois from “Malcolm In The Middle”, Queen Amidala from “Star Wars”.

The Dating Persona Test

2011-02-26T14:12:00.002-06:00

The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.

Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.

SURVEY/QUESTIONNAIRE

2010-06-19T14:07:00.003-05:00

SIX NAMES YOU GO BY (this is not easy!):
1. Diane
2. Dan
3. OlderMusicGeek
4. Dad
5. N*** * C*** (an alias i use on the internet when i don't want to give my real name)
6. you

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. t-shirt
2. underwear
3. glasses

THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. hair removal
2. nicer apartment
3. nicer car

THREE PEOPLE WHO WILL SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
1. don't know
2. don't care
3. whoever

TWO THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT?
1. watch movie
2. ate

TWO THINGS YOU DISLIKE TODAY
1. daughter annoying me while i'm on the computer
2. laundry

TWO PEOPLE YOU LAST
1. my daughter
2. ex-wife

TWO THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW :
1. have no idea
2. probably watch tv

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. cherry coke zero
2. milk shake - preferably strawberry
3. kool-aid

SURVEY

2010-01-31T11:38:00.031-06:00

A friend of mine sent me this, so I thought I'd just do it here, since I haven't done one for a while. - OlderMusicGeek

Welcome to the new 2010 edition of getting to know your family and friends. Here is what you are supposed to do: Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times; that means you have lots of friends. The easiest way to do it is to hit 'forward' so you can change the answers or copy and paste. Have fun and be truthful!

I want to see your answers!

1. What is your occupation right now?
I do quality control on data entry - in other words, I check other people's data entry. Not exciting work, I know, but I get to listen to my music and podcasts all day!
2. What color are your socks right now?
Not wearing any. Should put some on, my toes are getting a little chilly!
3. What are you listening to right now?
My Pandora station - http://www.pandora.com/?ext_lsfi=71084358808125069. Right now it's playing some Donovan tune.
4. What was the last thing that you ate?
An orange.
5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Poorly.
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My daughter?
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Sure.
8. How old are you today?
Mid-forties.
9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Don't care for sports.
10. What is your favorite drink?
Cherry Coke Zero.
11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Nope. At least, not yet!
12. Favorite food?
Pizza!
13. What is the last movie you watched?
I was flipping through the channels watching "The Good, The Bad And The Ugly" and "Sleepless In Seattle" plus a couple of sitcoms. But actually watch, I can't remember.
14. Favorite day of the year?
Christmas.
15. How do you vent anger?
Scream and yell at inanimate objects, slam doors, grit my teeth.
16. What was your favorite toy?
Apparently, I was very fond of a stuffed Mr. Peanut.
17. What is your favorite season?
Summer by far!
18. Cherries or Blueberries?
Cherries, but I like blueberries too!
19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back?
If they feel like it.
20. Who is the most likely to respond?
I don't know. My mom probably.
21. Who is least likely to respond?
Most of my friends!
22. Living situation?
I'm not dead, if that's what you mean! Live with my tween daughter.
23. When was the last time you cried?
I don't know a few days back. Got teary-eyed listening to a song - I think the estrogen is kicking in.
24. What is on the floor of your closet right now?
My dirty clothes.
25. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending to?
Jim.
26. What did you do last night?
Lie on the couch and watched tv until I feel asleep.
27. What are you most afraid of?
The unknown.
29. What is your fave dog breed?
Mutt.
30. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday.
31. How many states have you lived in?
States - just one! But 4 countries - U.S., England for 9 months, Lesotho for 6 years, and Botswana for 6 months.
32. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds, but I wouldn't want any, because the profit is often used by countries for war.
33. What is your favorite flower?
Roses.

PERSONALITY TYPE:The 'Untimely' Death Test

2009-10-04T13:21:00.005-05:00

Asleep...
42% Heroic, 54% Alone, 74% Asleep, 36% Immortal, 29% Embarrassed and 69% Loved!

Some say its a cowards way out of the world, others say its the most peaceful and thus the most ideal.

Hopefully you agree with the second view rather than the first, because that is the path you are headed down. Sweet Dreams little one.. Sweet dreams.

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PERSONALITY TRAIT:The How Good Are You At Being A Gf/Bf Test!

2009-09-13T17:07:00.005-05:00

Your result for The how good are you at being a gf/bf test! ...
The Perfect Lover
You got highest score!

Wow, can I date you? Not only do you know how to talk to your lover, you also know how to make them feel great even if they did something wrong. But more importantly? You make them feel like they're the love of your life every single day, and that is something not a lot of people can do. Lucky them!

COMPARED TO OTHER TAKERS:
You scored 12 on Pure, higher than 66% of your peers.

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PERSONALITY TYPE:The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test

2009-09-07T12:21:00.002-05:00

Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test ...
Tri-Lamb Material
74 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 57% Dork

For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of: Tri-Lamb Material.

The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!?
Congratulations!

COMPARED TO OTHER TAKERS:
You scored 74% on nerdiness, higher than 83% of your peers.
You scored 57% on dork points, higher than 91% of your peers.
You scored 17% on geekosity, higher than 16% of your peers.

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SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION:What Kind Of Angel Are You?

2009-09-07T12:07:00.005-05:00

Your result for What kind of angel are you? ...
The Tunnel Angel
Go Towards the Light!

The term "Tunnel Angel" denotes a special kind of angel, namely, those who guide the souls of the deceased into the Great Beyond. While their existence is contoversial, as well as the question of what purpose they really serve, many people who have had Near Death Experiences (NDEs) have seen them. Usually there is also a tunnel with a light on the other end, and the deceased is faced with a choice to either go to the light or to stay behind. Who knows what either of those choices actually results in. A popular theory is that the tunnel leads to paradise.
And here is a song just for you

COMPARED TO OTHER TAKERS:
You scored 67% on Tunnel_Angel, higher than 95% of your peers.
You scored 44% on Shedu, higher than 53% of your peers.
You scored 37% on Seraph, higher than 66% of your peers.
You scored 37% on Deva, higher than 54% of your peers.
You scored 36% on Archangel, higher than 58% of your peers.
You scored 0% on Fallen_Angel, higher than 8% of your peers.

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PERSONALITY TRAIT:The Catholic Identity Quiz

2009-08-17T20:59:00.009-05:00

Your result for The Catholic Identity Quiz ...
The Recovering Catholic
Basically, the Catholic religion is, "If it feels good, stop."

Maybe you had a lot of valid questions about Catholicism and no one ever gave you a straight answer. Maybe your parents used Catholicism as an oppressive tool to make you obey them. Perhaps you went through many traumatic events in your life and found no support from the Church. Maybe your mind is so scientific that you can't accept anything which can't be proven scientifically. Maybe the Catholics you knew were overly pious, self-righteous, blind believers, and you didn't want to be associated with them. Perhaps you just can't understand how a "just God" could allow such evil and injustice to flourish in this fallen world.
There are a multitude of reasons why sheep drift from the flock.
But maybe you're just a future prodigal daughter or son...
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PERSONALITY TRAIT:The How Evil Are You Test

2009-08-17T20:44:00.004-05:00

Your result for The how evil are you Test ...
The Angel
So pure... So fragile...

Troubled by a world that has long lost its innocence, if it ever knew such a thing.
You are the angel the one farthest away from evil, as such you cannot understand how someone can be capable of the attrocities that humanity commits day in and day out. Many would call you weak, but to have lived this long submerges in darkness and risen untainted takes the kind of strength the likes of which they will never understand.
COMPARED TO OTHER TAKERS
You scored 17% on Evil, higher than 6% of your peers.
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PERSONALITY: The "Let's Dream" Questionnaire

2009-08-09T18:23:00.007-05:00

1. If you could be anyone or do anything, what would your dream career be?
As always, running a radio station where I could play whatever music I felt like.
It would sound something like this...

2. If you could be any weight, what would you weigh?
Not sure, but I'd like to get rid of this pot belly!
3. If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
American southwest.
4. If you could have any number of children, how many would you have?
I used to think one boy and one girl, and I probably would have liked that if I had stay married and had kids earlier.
But now the one girl I have is fine!
5. If you could win a ridiculous number of millions in a lottery, what would be the first thing you'd buy?
Not sure, probably some fund for my daughter's college, in case we lost the millions!
6. If you could take up, or spend more time on a hobby, what would it be?
I'd probably hunt out more music and waste more time on the computer, maybe running an internet radio station!
7. If you could speak any language, what would your first language be?
English would still be first, but I'd like to be fluent in Sesotho since it's part of my daughter's heritage.
8. If you could have a special talent, what would it be?
Hmmmmm, I guess playing guitar.
9. If you could live to any age, what would it be?
100 sounds good.
10. If you could jump on a plane/train/bus right now, where would you go?
Indian subcontinent! Always wanted to check it out.

POLITICS: Political Spectrum Quiz

2009-08-04T22:59:00.008-05:00

Your results for the Political Spectrum Quiz are displayed below. We also created some cool maps based off this quiz.
Compass:
You are a left moderate social libertarian.
Left: 7, Libertarian: 3.11

Well, I often joked that I'm a "liberal-tarian". - OMGeek

Foreign Policy:
On the left side are pacifists and anti-war activists. On the right side are those who want a strong military that intervenes around the world. You scored: -3.55

Culture:
Where are you in the culture war? On the liberal side, or the conservative side? This scale may apply more to the US than other countries. You scored: -4.53

PERSONALITY TRAIT:The AQ (Autism-Spectrum Quotient) Test For Asperger's Syndrome

2009-08-03T21:44:00.005-05:00

You scored 25.

In the first major trial using the test, the average score in the control group was 16.4. Eighty percent of those diagnosed with autism or a related disorder scored 32 or higher. The test is not a means for making a diagnosis, however, and many who score above 32 and even meet the diagnostic criteria for mild autism or Asperger's report no difficulty functioning in their everyday lives.

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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:The Which Star Trek Species Would You Be? Test

2009-08-03T21:23:00.008-05:00

Vulcan
The logical and loyal. Congrats, my favourite species!

Congrats, you're a Vulcan! You tend to be the more logical person. Whenever a difficult task comes up, you are the one with the answer. You analyse everything, and make sure you have the right answer before saying anything. You tend to be a more peaceful person, preferring not to act in violence. You are extremely loyal to your friends. However, many people tend to see you as emotionless. This is not true. You tend to hide your emotions from others, rather than let them show through. You are very good at giving advice and saving the humans when they make reckless mistakes.

Well-known Vulcans include: The icon of Trek, Spock; Sarek, father of Spock; Tuvok of Voyager; and T'Pol of Enterprise.

COMPARED TO OTHER TAKERS:
You scored 80% on Vulcan, higher than 97% of your peers.
You scored 7% on Ferengi, higher than 62% of your peers.
You scored 7% on Borg, higher than 21% of your peers.
You scored 7% on Romulan, higher than 16% of your peers.
You scored 0% on Cardassian, higher than 25% of your peers.
You scored 0% on Klingon, higher than 13% of your peers.

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PERSONALITY TYPE:What Kind of Vampire Are You?

2009-07-12T19:33:00.004-05:00

My Result:
Sexy Vampire
You are a Sexy Vampire. For you, feeding satisfies your hunger as well as your almost-insatiable lust. You are very passionate and constantly driven to experience new pleasures of the flesh. Others are attracted to you by your confidence and your big, beautiful...fangs.

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SCIENCE and PERSONALITY TYPE:The Which Part of the Brain Are You? Test

2009-07-05T16:04:00.004-05:00

Your result for The Which Part of the Brain Are You? Test...

Pineal Gland

Bologna sandwich, you are the Pineal Gland! The pineal gland produces melatonin and affects sleep patterns. Four words to describe you would be lazy, lethargic, laid back and cool. These are not necessarily bad things. In fact, people look to you for peace and tranquility. There's a certain calmness about you that just puts others at ease. It's really quite nice. Don't get too carried away with your passive nature, however, because eventually some asshole will come along and shit all over your heart. Eventually.

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ENTERTAINMENT: The Lightsaber Duelist Test

2009-07-05T15:25:00.008-05:00

Your result for The Lightsaber Duelist Test ...
Luke Skywalker
"You'll find I'm full of Suprises."

From humble beginnings, this boy grows to become the last hope of the Jedi. He fights with passion & athleticisim, but ultimately the greatest battle this warrior must face is within. This struggle both gives him the pluck he needs to survive, but seems to be a downfall, until the moment he finally lives up to his own expectations...

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COMPARED TO OTHER TAKERS

64/100You scored 68% on Emotion, higher than64% of your peers.
16/100You scored 45% on Direction, higher than16% of your peers.

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POLITICS: What kind of Republican are you?

2009-07-05T01:38:00.003-05:00

RINO

RINO -Republican In Name Only. You walk, talk and vote like a Democrat. Other Republicans hate you for diluting the brand. Democrats hate you for disproving their caricatures and prejudices, but they actally kinda like the way you think. You seem more motivated by a desire to "help" people than this nebulous "freedom" thing other people keep talking about. If you have any firm principles or beliefs at all, you don't share them with the RNC. You probably should consider: switching parties, disenfranchising yourself, moving to Canada.

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PERSONALITY TYPE and ENTERTAINMENT:What Work of Literature Are You?

2009-07-05T01:28:00.006-05:00

Huckleberry Finn

You are an adventurous old soul trapped in a child's body... and yet, still so innocent, despite all of your mischief. You yearn for a simpler time, for days riding down the river alone with your thoughts, left to contemplate the big world that lies all around you that you only concern yourself with when it's full of excitement. You live in a world that is full of rigid tradition, but hell, you don't care. Now, hush up and ride off in to the sunset, after all, it's a happy ending you're after.

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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which 80's song are you?

2009-05-24T20:50:00.009-05:00

Dan completed the quiz "Which 80's song are you?" with the result Goody Two Shoes- Adam Ant.
You are Goody Two Shoes, because you are just that. You are shy, like to stay in the background, fun to you is staying home reading a book or watching tv. You are cute and very smart, people look to you for answers..
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PERSONALITY TRAIT: What's your geek level?

2009-05-24T20:31:00.006-05:00

Dan took the What's your geek level? quiz and the result is Average Joe

Neither geeky nor rebellious, you're an over all nice guy. Its all about smiling with the guys and gals around you, as soppy as that is.

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PERSONALITY TRAIT: Are You Annoying?

2009-04-25T20:19:00.006-05:00

Are You Annoying? (Quiz 1)
You have been classified as "moderately annoying". Although this is nothing to be concerned about, our experts believe that there's still room for improvement.
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 2) wasn't working.
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 3)
According to test results, you've been branded "not annoying." But don't celebrate yet, this also means that you have no personality. Cheers!
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 4)
The experts in the AmIAnnoying.com Quiz Department have determined that you are not annoying. That's nice, but what the hell are you then? You're not a monkey either. Nor are you a mango or a vile of crack. So what are you? Team Annoy's Bruce says: "I'm stumped."
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 5)
We are sorry to tell you that your results could not be tallied because you took way too long answering each question. You're going to have to take the quiz again. Ah... fine. We processed your quiz results! You're classified as not annoying, but we beg to differ. Team Annoy's Bruce says: "Maybe you should be more honest next time with your answers. I didn't want to say anything, but we know how you really feel about Clay Aikens." You should really retake this test and aim for a more realistic score, you conformist loser. Your ideal job: Office Temp (Perfect positioning for the underachiever)

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PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Swear Word Are You

2009-03-31T07:34:00.000-05:00

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PERSONALITY TYPE:The Swear Word Usage Test

2009-03-31T00:30:00.003-05:00

WARNING: Surprise, surprise, this post contains profanity!

Your result for The Swear Word Usage Test ...
NOVICE FUCKER

You scored 15 relevance and 6 creativity!
Shit, man...live a little and throw an expletive around once and a while. Life's too fucking short not to use some colorful language here and there. Say it with me, "I will swear today, dammit."

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PERSONALITY TYPE:What Kind of Shoe Are You

2009-03-30T23:55:00.002-05:00

Bowling Shoes
Fun, unique, and vintage. You don't care a lot about what other people think. You do your own thing and are your own person. You have fun no matter what you're doing and enjoy being surrounded by friends. You still need your down time though!

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PERSONALITY TYPE:What Type Of Shoe Are You?

2009-03-30T23:50:00.001-05:00

Tennis Shoes
You are a sporty girl and you love to be comfortable in your clothes. Tennis are going to be the shoe for you especially when you are out on the soccer field or what ever sport your in. Go ahead and get your tennis on and go for a run.

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PERSONALITY TYPE:What Type Of Shoe Are You?

2009-03-30T23:03:00.003-05:00

You’re a Fun Flip-Flop!
Much like the flip-flop, you’re laid-back, casual, and comfortably chic in style and substance. Always ready to head out on the fly, you have a grab-and-go approach for everyday excursions yet never disappoint when it comes to whipping up fashionable alternatives for snappier occasions. In all, your life’s-a-beach outlook keeps you prepared for fun in the sun—whether it’s sandal season or not.

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PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Shoe Fits You?

2009-03-30T22:28:00.001-05:00

YOU ARE BALLET FLATS

Your motto is, "Cute can be comfy." You're a girlish type who enjoys fashion, but you're so not willing to make your feet suffer for it. Pretty ballerina-style flats are more your style. They let you live your on-the-go life, without slowing you down. And they come in so many adorable colors! The things that make you happiest are simple pleasures, such as playing with puppies, talking on the phone to friends, and eating ice cream. Does that make you immature? No way - it just means you know what's really important to you. You will probably fall in love with a guy you are friends with first.

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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:What Kind Of Rock Star Are You?

2009-03-22T15:36:00.001-05:00

What Kind Of Rock Star Are You?
You are a Emo Rock Star.
You like to cry about personal songs about life or death.
You also like to dress differently than every one else and like to stay home.
Emo Rockstar - 60%
Rock and Roll Rock Star -50%
Punk Rock Star - 50%
Goth Rock Star - 20%
Metal Rock Star - 20%
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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Rock Star Are You?

2009-03-22T15:33:00.001-05:00

Which Rock Star Are You?
Mariah Carey

Sing it girlfriend! If you were a music celeb, you'd be most like Mariah Carey. Not too shabby, considering her multi-octave voice has dazzled the entire world.

ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Rock Star Are You?

2009-03-22T15:31:00.001-05:00

Which rock star are you?
Gene Simmons

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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Rock Star Are You?

2009-03-22T15:28:00.001-05:00

Which Rock Star Are You?
Axl Rose

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You're a hard rock hero with a need to be alone.
You front a band called Guns N' Roses and you have a kick ass voice.
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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Rock Star Are You Like?

2009-03-22T15:25:00.004-05:00

Which rock star are you like?
For 42 % you are: You are like James Taylor. You have an earthly aura to you and you are at peace. You're generally a friendly and outgoing guy.
23.75 % of 3351 Quiz participants had this profile!
You could also get this result:
For 33 % you are: You are like Kurt Cobain of Nirvana; grunge clothing, living the wild life, married to punk rock. Generally, you may have trouble with the media.
Or even this one:
For 25 % you are: You're like Michael Stipe of R.E.M. You are very shy, with short hair, you like to jump around and dance with a microphone in your hand. You are generally reserved and quiet in private, but occasionally outspoken.
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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

2009-03-22T15:21:00.001-05:00

Which dead rock star are you?
John Lee Hooker
You scored 33 Addictability, 30 Destructive, 42 Accidental, and 44 Angst!
Face it, you're not going to die young. You face a long and successful career and an on stage heart attack in your mid 80's. (John Lee Hooker died on stage at the age of 82)
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ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which rock star are you most like?

2009-03-22T15:18:00.002-05:00

Which rock star are you most like?
You are Jennifer Lopez.
Other choices: Ozzy Osbourne, Britney Spears, Clay Aiken, Jessica Simpson.
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PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Famous Rockstar Are You?

2009-03-22T15:15:00.002-05:00

Which Famous Rockstar Are You?

Avril Lavigne

Your a very nice person. You have a great fashion statement. You have nice hair. You also have many people who care about you!

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SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION: Belief-O-Matic

2009-03-21T11:26:00.003-05:00

The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.

1.	Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2.	Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3.	Theravada Buddhism (94%)
4.	Neo-Pagan (90%)
5.	New Age (90%)
6.	Liberal Quakers (89%)
7.	Taoism (82%)
8.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
9.	Hinduism (76%)
10.	Jainism (75%)
11.	New Thought (75%)
12.	Scientology (61%)
13.	Reform Judaism (61%)
14.	Secular Humanism (59%)
15.	Sikhism (59%)
16.	Orthodox Quaker (59%)
17.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)
18.	Baha'i Faith (54%)
19.	Nontheist (46%)
20.	Seventh Day Adventist (37%)
21.	Orthodox Judaism (36%)
22.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
23.	Islam (28%)
24.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
25.	Eastern Orthodox (15%)
26.	Roman Catholic (15%)
27.	Jehovah's Witness (13%)

Even if YOU don't know what faith you are, Belief-O-MaticTM knows. Answer 20 questions about your concept of God, the afterlife, human nature, and more, and Belief-O-Matic™ will tell you what religion (if any) you practice...or ought to consider practicing.
Warning: Belief-O-Matic™ assumes no legal liability for the ultimate fate of your soul.

PERSONALITY TYPE and SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION:What's Your Spiritual Type?

2009-03-21T11:18:00.004-05:00

Active Spiritual Seeker
Spiritual but turned off by organized religion

What’s Your Spiritual Type?

PERSONALITY TYPE and SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION:Which Archangel Are You?

2009-03-21T11:11:00.004-05:00

You are Raphael, Archangel of the East.
Though not recognized by the Protestant Church, you are officially recognized as one of three archangels by the Catholic Church. In two books of apocrypha, you have prominent roles. In the Book of Tobit you heal a blind beggar and you serve as a guide for the prophet Tobias. In the Book of Enoch (10:4-8), you cast one of Satan's fallen angels, Azazel, into darkness. Gentle, compassionate, and skillful you are passionate about curing people's sicknesses and providing them with healthier lives. Those who seek emotional and physical healing look to you as their patron. You share an archangel feast day with Michael and Gabriel on September 29.

Which Archangel Are You?

PERSONALITY TYPE and SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION:Which Bible Hero Are You?

2009-03-21T11:05:00.003-05:00

You are JOSEPH (Jacob's son).
Self-assured and proud of it, you're leadership material through and through. Hey, can you help it if other people think you know it all? You do!

Quiz: Which Bible Hero Are You?

PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Irish Icon Are You?

2009-03-17T14:23:00.010-05:00

LOL - I'm Mally Malone!

PERSONALITY TRAIT:Your St Patrick's Day Personality

2009-03-17T14:17:00.003-05:00

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY!!!!!

YOU HATE SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! YOU'RE NO LEPRECHAUN FRIEND OF MINE!
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PERSONALITY TYPE:What's Your Celtic Animal?

2009-03-17T14:12:00.002-05:00

Your Animal is the Goose

You are are a resourceful person who needs a lot of stability in life.
You rather save for a rainy day, even if it means on missing out on fun impulses.
When you feel secure, you are incredibly creative and artistic. You are also very witty.
You like to invest in yourself and for the future. You like to always be learning and gaining skills.

What's Your Celtic Animal?

PERSONALITY TRAIT:How Irish Are You?

2009-03-17T14:09:00.001-05:00

You're 0% Irish

You're not Irish. Not even a wee bit.
Not even on St. Patrick's Day!

How Irish Are You?

PERSONALITY:Questionnaire Using Song Titles

2009-03-16T17:27:00.003-05:00

My brother, Harmonica23, sent me this questionnaire. - OlderMusicGeek

Using only song titles from one artist, answer these questions

Pick a band/artist: Violent Femmes

1. Are you a male or female: uhhhh, I Held Her In My Arms?
2. Describe yourself: Fool In The Full Moon
3. How do you feel about yourself: Good Feeling
4. Describe your ex: Life Is A Scream
5. Describe your current relationship situation: I'm Nothing
6. Describe your current location: Outside The Palace
7. Describe where you want to be: Gone Daddy Gone
8. Your best friend is: Freak Magnet
9. Your favorite color is: uhhhhhh, Black Girls?
10. You know that: I Know It's True But I'm Sorry to Say
11. What’s the weather like: It's Gonna Rain
12. If your life was a television show what would it be called? Blister In The Sun
13. What is life to you: Special (but I was tempted to put "No Killing")
14. What is the best advice you have to give: Add It Up
15. If you could change your name what would you change it to: Jesus Of Rio

PERSONALITY: Love Test Quiz

2009-02-14T21:39:00.004-06:00

If you plan on taking this test, you'll want to take it first before reading my answers. It's a psychological test that will be affected if you read my answers. Click here to take the test.

1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love.
You chose the short road. You fall in love quickly and easily.

2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return.
You give 5% and expect 95% in return.

3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems.
You like to get the person yourself. You are a more direct person and like to work out problems immediately.

4. The placement of the roses determines how much you like seeing your boy/girlfriend.
You place the roses on the bed. You like to see him/her a lot.

5. This represents your attitude towards his/her personality.
You prefer the person to be asleep, you love the person the way s/he is.

6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone.
You chose the longer road. You will tend to stay in love for a long time.

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PERSONALITY: 44 Odd Things About Me

2009-02-03T16:52:00.006-06:00

This is one of those questionnaires a friend emails to you and that you're suppose to fill out. - OlderMusicGeek

1. Do you like blue cheese?
I don't think so, but it's been a while since I tried it.
2. Have you ever smoked?
4 whole times in my whole time, 7 times if you include marijuana.
3. Do you own a gun?
Never!
4. What flavor of Kool Aid is your favorite?
Black cherry,
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're fine.
7. Favorite Christmas movie?
"It's A Wonderful Life", of course.
"Look at that, Bert! My lip's bleeding! Zuzu's petals!!!!!"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Juice.
9. Can you do push ups?
Maybe one or two.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
None.
11. Favorite hobby?
Listening to music.
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
Can be TOO stubborn, though stubbornness in itself is NOT a bad trait.
14. Middle name?
Music
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Everyone will want to know if Music is really my middle name.
And everyone will want to know if it's not Music, then what is it?
Some are wondering if my first name is Older.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
diet coke, tea, juice.
17. Current worry?
Just one?
18. Current hate right now?
Messy apartment.
19. Favorite place to be?
Live music.
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Watched music stuff on tv with my daughter while eating pizza.
21. Where would you like to go?
India/Sri Lanka/Tibet/Nepal.
22. Name three people who will complete this?
My mother, a friend, ?
23. Do you own slippers?
Nope, I use my sandals.
24 What shirt are you wearing?
A plain blue t-shirt.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I haven't tried it.
26. Can you whistle?
Very poorly.
27. What is your all time favorite song?
Changes all the time, but I like The Violent Femmes the best, so I'll say "Kiss Off".
28. Would you be a pirate?
Not a real one, but a fantasy one - sure, for a while!
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Only sing in the car, and to whatever is on my mp3 player.
30. Favorite girl's name?
Don't really have one, but i'll say my daughter's name.
31. Favorite boy's name?
I don't know! Nick Soapdish?!
32. What's in your pocket right now?
Keys, change, pens, wallet, comb, notebook - which pocket exactly?
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
I don't know, probably something my daughter said though.
34. Best bed sheets as a child?
I only remember having plain boring ones.
35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broke my hand sledding. The two middle knuckles were below the outer ones - had to stay overnight at the hospital.
36. Do you love where you live?
It's okay.
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
38. Who is your loudest friend?
Wow, loudest? Hmmmm. Not sure. Does my daughter count as a friend? She's the loudest person i know!
39. How many dogs do you have?
0 - But not from a lack of effort from my daughter!
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
If they do, they're hiding it well, but i can be pretty oblivious about things like that.
41. What is your favorite book?
Odyssey by Homer.
42. What is your favorite candy?
Peanut M&M's.
43. Favorite Sports Team?
Not into sports, but the family has many big Cubs supporters.
44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Amazing Grace" by the Dropkick Murphys from their Live In Boston cd!

PERSONALITY:Another Getting To Know You Thingy

2009-01-24T19:34:00.006-06:00

1. What is your occupation right now? Data entry
2. What color are your socks right now? Not wearing any
3. What are you listening to right now? Pandora radio on the internet
4. What was the last thing that you ate? Salami sandwich
5. Can you drive a stick shift? No
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My sister
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? I suppose I can admit that
8. How old are you today? Mid-forties
9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? Don't like sports
10. What is your favorite drink? Cherry Coke Zero
11. Have you ever dyed your hair? No
12. Favorite food? Spaghetti
13. What is the last movie you watched? Something stupid on tv, but nothing better was on - don't remember what it was
14. Favorite day of the year? Christmas
15. How do you vent anger? Yell at inanimate objects
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? My toy cars I suppose
17. What is your favorite season? Summer
18. Cherries or Blueberries? Ooo, tough choice, but I think blueberries
19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Sure, but will they?
20. Who is the most likely to respond? My mom
21. Who is least likely to respond? Most
22. Living arrangements? Live in a small apartment with a daughter and a lazy cat
23. When was the last time you cried? Don't remember - it's been a while
24. What is on the floor of your closet? My dirty clothes
26. What did you do last night? Watched tv and slept
27. What are you most afraid of? Losing my daughter
28. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburger? Cheese
29. Favorite dog breed? Mutt, of course!
30. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
31. How many states have you lived in? One state, but 4 countries
32. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds
33. What is your favorite flower? Roses

PERSONALITY TRAIT:Application To Be My Ex-Boyfriend

2008-12-18T04:08:00.004-06:00

Application To Be My Ex-Boyfriend
Your Score:
Well, OlderMusicGeek , you earned a 50
and the following badge:
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POLITICS:An Africa Knowledge Test

2008-12-15T18:52:00.006-06:00

Your result for The Africa Test...

The Expert
11-15 points!

Congrats, you know quite a lot about Africa! If you're not a native of the continent, you took a lot of classes about Africa or are just very interested in knowing as much as you can. Either way, you've become quite an expert and could hold your own in a conversation with African natives. Well done!

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PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Fantastic 4 Character Are You?

2008-12-12T20:47:00.006-06:00

Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

Which Fantastic 4 Character Are You?

You are The Human Torch. You're the hot-headed playboy. You like to act sooner rather than later and as a result, you really help those in need, even at the cost of your own problems.

ENTERTAINMENT:Which Marvel Villian Are You?

2008-12-11T10:00:00.006-06:00

Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom aka Victor von Doom is a scientist that went to space with four others but a storm came and gave all of them powers, but when Doom gets his, he uses it for evil.

Which Marvel villian are you?

ENTERTAINMENT:If Your Life Were A Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

2008-12-11T10:00:00.003-06:00

Comedy

Your life is one big joke. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. You are probably one funny person, and although your life takes twists and turns, it all ends up relatively fine.

However, you probably won't learn anything throughout your entire film.

If your life were a movie, what genre would it be?

PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Classic Movie Are You?

2008-12-11T10:00:00.001-06:00

Bringing up Baby

My 2nd favourite movie. You are a fun person who knows how to have a good time!

Which classic movie are you?

PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Character From The Nightmare Before Christmas Are You?

2008-12-10T10:00:00.012-06:00

Which character from The Nightmare Before Christmas are you?
You're Sally.

You are always escaping from your creator because you want a life with more excitement. You accomplish this mainly through the use of Deadly Nightshade. Although you use poison, you are really good at heart and are looking for love.

PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Christmas Character Are You?

2008-12-10T10:00:00.011-06:00

Which Christmas character are you?

Reindeer

You love Christmas and like to help people! You always come in handy when someone is in need. That's why people like you so much!

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PERSONALITY TYPE:What Type Of Christmas Present Is Best For You?

2008-12-10T10:00:00.010-06:00

What type of Christmas present is best for you?

Ipod Shuffle (An 160 gig iPod would be better, but dang if this test didn't nail me! - OMGeek)

You are a musical person, who likes brand names, but doesnt take anything too crazy expensive, or with a thousand different things on it.

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PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Part Of The Christmas Tree Are You?

2008-12-10T10:00:00.007-06:00

Which part of the Christmas tree are you?
Lights

You definitely brighten the room! Whether you're flashing colors and gently lighting a small corner, you definitely brighten people's day.

PERSONALITY TYPE:Which CHRISTMAS SYMBOL Are You?

2008-12-10T10:00:00.005-06:00

Which CHRISTMAS SYMBOL are you?
#1 equals your best match. The longer the green graph bar, the better the match.


	My #1 is:	Present - You are important and cheering, but you often get lost, broken, or dirty.
	My #2 is:	Snow - You are clean, pure, and something just isn't complete without you.
	My #3 is:	Christmas Tree - You smell great and are very important.

PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Character From A Christmas Carol Are You?

2008-12-10T10:00:00.003-06:00

Which character from A Christmas Carol are you?
#1 equals your best match. The longer the green graph bar, the better the match.


	My #1 is:	Tiny Tim: Cratchit's crippled son, Tiny Tim represents the overwhelming goodness of the Christmas spirit.
	My #2 is:	Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come: The last ghostly visitor. This solemn, silent phantom represents death, but also the presents the possibility that the future is not determined, but open to the free will of humans. The Ghost does not speak; it simply leads Scrooge from scene to scene, pointing finally to an unkempt and ignored gravestone.
	My #3 is:	Ebenezer Scrooge (after the dream): Renowned for his kindliness and generosity, and keeping the spirit of Christmas all year long. After his reform, Scrooge becomes a second father to Tim.
	My #4 is:	Bob Cratchit: Scrooge long suffering employee. A timid man more afraid to be unemployed than he is of the demanding Scrooge. He is the patriarch of a materially poor family, but rich with love.
	My #5 is:	Fezziwig: The good-natured, much loved businessman for whom young Scrooge apprenticed.

PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Of The Twelve Days Of Christmas Are You?

2008-12-10T10:00:00.002-06:00

Your result for The Twelve Days of Christmas Personality Quiz...
The Seventh Day of Christmas - Seven Swans A-Swimming - 40%

You recognize the beauty in purity - an uncommon gift.

In Christian symbolism, swans are associated with purity and the Virgin Mary on account of their white plumage.

You might consider giving Christmas cards with swans on them.

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PERSONALITY TRAIT:How Much I Hate You Test!

2008-12-09T10:00:00.001-06:00

Your result for How much I hate you test! ...

You're my buddy.

Your actual hate number is: -15 Hate!

You my buddy!

We actually would make pretty good friends! Shocking, I know. I don't really hate you at all, in fact... you're pretty cool! We should chat sometime!

The lowest score possible is -53 and the highest score possible is 71. You scored: -15 Hate! So that's not COMPLETELY bad.

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ENTERTAINMENT:Star Wars: A New Hope Quiz

2008-12-07T13:56:00.004-06:00

Your Score - 90%
18 out of 20 correct
3 minutes, 8 seconds
Average Score: 62%

Star Wars: A New Hope Quiz

ENTERTAINMENT:Original Star Wars Trilogy Quiz

2008-12-07T13:52:00.009-06:00

Your Score - 90%
9 out of 10 correct (I got Yoda's age wrong!)
1 minute, 35 seconds
Average Score: 67%

Original Star Wars Trilogy Quiz

ENTERTAINMENT:Actresses - Dead Or Alive?

2008-12-07T13:29:00.005-06:00

Your Score 82%
9 out of 11 correct
0 minutes, 44 seconds
Average Score: 79%

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HEALTH: My Real Age

2008-12-05T17:28:00.014-06:00

KillRegrets on Twitter directed me to this site. But I'll warn you, it's a loooong questionnaire! - OlderMusicGeek

Calendar Age
45.4
Difference
-3.3
RealAge
42.1

What's making your RealAge younger or older...

Shed extra weight.

We calculated your body mass index (BMI) to be 30.6.
BMI is a measure that represents the relationship between your weight and your height. It gives us a good start when estimating health risks, but it doesn't tell the whole story. What's missing is how much fat you have, relative to your overall weight, and where that fat is on your body. Read more.

Follow a weight loss program you can stick with. If you’re already shedding pounds, keep up the good work.

Keep up the cardio.

Keep moving and get stronger.

Do more strength-building exercises.

Maintain your current heart rate.

Health
Younger - Taking meds as directed
Older - Not taking a daily aspirin
Older - Not knowing your cholesterol levels

Habits
Younger - Being a non-smoker
Younger - Buckling up
Younger - Designating a driver

Relationships
Younger - Needing to teach healthy habits
Older - Not enough friend and family time
Younger - Having parents who stayed together

Diet
Younger - Getting plenty of omega-3s
Younger - Enjoying a range of foods
Younger - Taking a daily vitamin

Fitness
Younger - Doing cardio activity
Older - Not doing enough strength training
Older - Having a high BMI

The Real Age test

PERSONALITY:One Word Questionnaire

2008-11-28T00:40:00.013-06:00

USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think! Now forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Be sure to send back to the person you received it from!
Where is your cell phone?	floor
Your significant other?	who?
Your hair?	losing
Your mother?	cool
Your father?	dead
Your favorite thing?	music
Your dream last night?	none
Your favorite drink?	coke
Your dream/goal?	dj
What room are you in?	living
Your hobby?	music
Your fear?	mice
Where do you want to be in 6 Yrs?	house
Where were you last night?	home
Something that you aren't?	rich
Muffins?	yes!
Wish list item?	ipod
Last thing you did?	tv
What are you wearing?	clothes
TV?	yes
Your pets?	crazy
Friends?	few
Your life?	okay
Your mood?	so-so
Missing someone?	no
Drinking?	no
Smoking?	maybe (i think others should decide that!)
Your car?	works
Something you're not wearing?	ring
Your favorite store?	electronics
Your favorite color?	blue
When is the last time you cried?	?
Who will resend this?	??
Where do you go to over and over?	bathroom
Five people who email me regularly?	mother, friend, member, me, yahoo
My favorite place to eat?	mexican
Favorite place I'd like to be at right now?	hmmm....?
Four people I think will respond	friend, family, other, them

POLITICS: Civics Quiz

2008-11-24T17:00:00.000-06:00

Are you more knowledgeable than the average citizen? The average score for all 2,508 Americans taking the following test was 49%; college educators scored 55%. Can you do better? Questions were drawn from past ISI surveys, as well as other nationally recognized exams.

You answered 27 out of 33 correctly — 81.82%

Civics Quiz

PERSONALITY TYPE:What’s Your Thanksgiving Personality?

2008-11-23T16:52:00.003-06:00

MY THANKSGIVING PERSONALITY

Greedy: For you, Thanksgiving is really about one thing – FOOD! Turkey, potatoes, cranberry sauce, pie, you’re not leaving the table until the feast is all gone. Just don’t eat so much that you end up sick!

What’s Your Thanksgiving Personality?

PERSONALITY TYPE:What Kind of Pie Are You?

2008-11-23T16:45:00.004-06:00

You Are Mud Pie

You're the perfect combo of flavor and depth.
You are overpowering and dominant - and that's what people like about you.
You bring energy and a new direction to most interactions.
People crave you in a serious way. You're that important to them.

Those who like you give into their impulses.
You don't represent reason. You represent pure temptation.
People get addicted to you rather easily.
You offer people a dark side that is very hard to resist.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

PERSONALITY TYPE:What Thanksgiving Dish Are You?

2008-11-23T16:41:00.003-06:00

WhAt ThAnKsGiViNg DiSh ArE yOu?!?

Pumkin Pie~!

You are very sweet and ppl can't wait to see u! You are very kind but you have a little bit of spicyness to you. You are very good at being nice to ppl and you you taste great w/ cool whip..LOLz!

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PERSONALITY TYPE:What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

2008-11-23T16:38:00.000-06:00

You Are The Cranberry Sauce

A little sweet, a little sour - you've got the flava!

Though, you do tend to squish in people's mouths...

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

PERSONALITY TRAIT:How Thankful Are You?

2008-11-23T16:35:00.002-06:00

You Are 61% Thankful

You are a very thankful person - for both the big and little things in life.

Your optimism is powerful. Getting through hard times is fairly easy for you.

How Thankful Are You?

PERSONALITY TRAIT:If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be:

2008-11-23T13:48:00.004-06:00

Your result for If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be: by FernHill ...
Stir Frying
5 Heat, 1 Speed and 5 Complexity!

Hot, fast, and complex, you are Stir Frying. With the confidence of an Iron Chef, you deftly flip us, toss us around, and we're cooked before we know it, gasping for more. Perfection was never achieved so quickly. Seconds, anyone?!

If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be:

PERSONALITY TYPE:The OkCupid Kissing Test

2008-11-23T13:15:00.007-06:00

Your result for The OkCupid Kissing Test by Cupidista ...
The Boyfriend
You are 54% Passionate, 47% Romantic, and 40% Experienced!

Steady. Reliable. Hot as Hell.

So you're The Boyfriend. We call you that not because we think you're tied down right now, but because we recognize that you're the ideal guy to smooch when you ARE hooked up. You've got high ratings for both Romance (47%) and Passion (40%). ) and you're experienced enough to be a sensitive and sexy kisser without being SO experienced it turns potential partners off.

You're steady and caring, and you can be sweet and tender. But you're also more than ready for a deep, steamy makeout session with a hottie you dig. You won't play games and pretend you don't want her, and you're generous with both your affection and your lust. You like to get to know your makeout partner over time, and you pride yourself on being able to provide what they need. In short, you're hard-wired for kissing people you care about, and the depth of your experience is going to prove more valuable than breadth in the long run.

The OkCupid Kissing Test

PERSONALITY TRAIT: What's Your Price?

2008-11-23T12:56:00.006-06:00

Your result for What's Your Price? by seeyoshirun ...
I'm worth $652 million! (13 dealbreakers.)

You're getting a bit expensive.

If we put you on the market, it looks like you'd be worth $652 million. Of the 42 different scenarios, you said you couldn't be bought on 13 of them.

For the record, every time you refused to do something for any amount of money, it added another $50 million to your score (hey, I had to assign it SOME sort of dollar value).

So, you've definitely got your limits. Some people will do anything for money, and while you'll go reasonably far, there are a definitely several lines that you'd never cross. That's the important thing, too - if money is the ONLY motivator in your life, then maintaining any real relationships or friendships becomes impossible. You understand that, and while you appreciate that having the extra cash could be a lot of fun, you're not the sort of person to sell out everyone and everything.

In the grand scheme of things, most people look a bit cheap next to you.

What's Your Price?

PERSONALITY TYPE and ENTERTAINMENT:Are You Tom Or Jerry?

2008-11-13T13:31:00.005-06:00

Jerry Mouse

You Love being chased by Tom cat.

Are you Tom or Jerry?

This is a MySpace quiz, so you might have to be on MySpace to take it!

PERSONALITY TYPE and ENTERTAINMENT:Which Southpark Character Are You!

2008-11-13T13:14:00.011-06:00

Kenny

Risk Taker, Follower

Awwww, I wanted to be Kyle!

Which Southpark Character Are You!
This is a MySpace quiz, so you might have to be on MySpace to take it!

PERSONALITY: Scattergories Quiz

2008-11-13T10:06:00.007-06:00

SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Erase my answers and enter yours; send it on to 5 people including the one that sent this to you. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things. Nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
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1. YOUR NAME: Dan
2. 4 LETTER WORD: dork
3. BOY'S NAME: Dick
4. GIRL'S NAME: Ditzy - okay, fine, uh, Doreen
5. OCCUPATION: dump truck driver
6. A COLOR: dark blue
7. SOMETHING YOU WEAR: dungarees
8. BEVERAGE: drink
9. FOOD: donuts
10. SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: deodorant
11. A PLACE: (my home town)
12. REASON FOR BEING LATE: dump took longer than i thought
13. SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: Duck!

ROMANCE and ENTERTAINMENT:Your Movie Love Story

2008-11-10T09:02:00.008-06:00

YOUR MOVIE LOVE STORY
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
So your relationships are rocky from time to time. True happiness for you comes when there is complete trust, honesty, and openness in your relationship. It really is all or nothing even though you try to reside in the middle now and then. Love for you is all consuming, but it can be hard to let yourself be that vulnerable. You really need to take the time to get to know someone. After all, we all have our secrets, but sharing them is important to you.
YOUR MOVIE LOVE STORY
(This is a MySpace test, so you probably have to be on MySpace to take it)

PERSONALITY: Pirate Identity

2008-09-19T22:34:00.003-05:00

Look Who's A Pirate!

You Are:
Mad Tom Storm
(formerly known as OlderMusicGeek)

Shiver me timbers, you're known as "The Pirate Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel." In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.

We've created 772 Pirate identities.

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PERSONALITY:What's Yer Inner Pirate?

2008-09-19T22:27:00.004-05:00

You are The Pirate

Do you remember the last time you took a chance? It was when you decided to leave the security of your mother's womb and headed for the bright light. It's time to head for the next bright light, my friend. Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a gift to you, mind you, but a gift to those who will be there to tell you what to do. You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to your pirate pals who think you are okay but can't always remember your name. Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for someone such as yourself, what with all the bumps and stuff. It's a good thing you are on a pirate ship, otherwise, you would be walking because you are positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.

What's Yer Inner Pirate? brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

PERSONALITY: Pirate Test

2008-09-19T22:20:00.003-05:00

My pirate name is:

Dirty Sam Read

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

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PERSONALITY TRAIT:Naming Personality

2008-09-01T08:55:00.007-05:00

Here are the results of the Name Personality Quiz

Your personality type is: Classic Conservative : 50%
Your personality type is: Modern Conservative : 25%
Your personality type is: Classic Outmoded : 10%
Your personality type is: Modern Eccentric. : 5%
Your personality type is: Classic Unusual : 5%
Your personality type is: Classic Eccentric : 5%
Your personality type is: Modern Unusual : 0%

Modern Eccentric

You like totally unusual names. you don't mind if your child is the only person he or she ever meets with the name you chose. You like names that could be considered exotic or cutting-edge. You probably don't have a hang-up about spelling names creatively. Click here For more Modern Eccentric names

Modern Unusual

You like modern-sounding names. None of these old-fashioned names for you! Newly coined names and ambigendrous names are probably trends you like. Click here For more Modern Unusual names

Modern Conservative

You want your children to have names that are not too crazy or wild. You tend to like modern and up-to-the-minute names, and don't care if your child has classmates with the same name. You probably don't want your child to run the risk of teasing by having a name that's too outlandish, or too old-fashioned. click here For more Modern Conservative names

Classic Conservative

The names you like are gentle and accepted and stand the test of time. Perhaps you like to honor family members in your children's names. You probably don't like strange spellings, or anything too exotic, unusual or weird. click here For more Classic Conservative names

Classic Outmoded

You prefer names that probably belong to your friends and family. You are most likely male (for some reason, guys like this category better than gals). While these are the names of an older generation than is being named right now, they could be considered cutting-edge in some circles. click here For more Classic Outmoded names

Classic Unusual

You prefer names that have a history. These are fashionable classics that have come back into use after several generations of quiet slumber. click here For more Classic Unusual names

Classic Eccentric

You prefer names that have a history. Perhaps you like names with historical connections or meaning. Although your favorite names may be considered stuffy and old-fashioned by some, to you they sound fresh and new and are ready for dusting off and being plunged into the new name pool. click here For more Classic Eccentric names

Naming Personality Type Quiz

PERSONALITY TRAIT:My Views On Democrats Vs Republicans

2008-08-05T20:09:00.003-05:00

I took another test from the same people, Project Implicit, that did the us vs them test.

Your data suggests a strong automatic preference for the Democratic Party.

Depending on the magnitude of your result, your automatic associations may be described as 'slight', 'moderate', 'strong', or 'little to no preference'. How implicit associations affect our judgments and behaviors is not well understood and may be influenced by a number of variables. As such, the score should serve as an opportunity for self-reflection, not as a definitive assessment of your implicit thoughts or feelings.

A link to The Project Implicit that has the test

PERSONALITY TRAIT:Coke Vs Pepsi

2008-08-05T20:01:00.003-05:00

I took another test from the same people, Project Implicit, that did the us vs them test.

Your data suggest no difference in your automatic preferences for Coca Cola vs. Pepsi Cola.

Depending on the magnitude of your result, your automatic associations may be described as 'slight', 'moderate', 'strong', or 'little to no preference'. How implicit associations affect our judgments and behaviors is not well understood and may be influenced by a number of variables. As such, the score should serve as an opportunity for self-reflection, not as a definitive assessment of your implicit thoughts or feelings.

A link to The Project Implicit that has the test

PERSONALITY TRAIT:Your Hidden Racism

2008-08-05T18:55:00.004-05:00

This is my results from a test where you decide if someone has a gun and you have to shoot them or not.

Game Over
Your Score: 280
Average reaction time:
Black Armed:799.6ms
Black Unarmed:1035.84ms
White Armed:801.2ms
White Unarmed:849.44ms

Shooter Affect

PERSONALITY TRAIT:My Views On Us And Them

2008-08-05T18:43:00.007-05:00

Your data suggest a moderate automatic preference for Us compared to Them.

Depending on the magnitude of your result, your automatic associations may be described as 'slight', 'moderate', 'strong', or 'little to no preference'. How implicit associations affect our judgments and behaviors is not well understood and may be influenced by a number of variables. As such, the score should serve as an opportunity for self-reflection, not as a definitive assessment of your implicit thoughts or feelings. This and future research will clarify the way in which implicit thinking and feelings affects our perception, judgment, and action.

A link to The Project Implicit that has the test

ROMANCE and PERSONALITY TYPE:What type of person do you attract?

2008-08-03T17:57:00.010-05:00

What type of person do you attract?

Your Result: You attract geeks!

Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.

What type of person do you attract?
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PERSONALITY:Are You a Plausible Character?

2008-07-21T01:06:00.004-05:00

Your result for The Are You a Plausible Character? Test...

You scored 42 on Implausibility, higher than 43% of your peers

A Childhood Friend

You are your author's childhood friend, and a good example of a fun character for fiction writers everywhere..

You're a pretty neat person- but still very real. You are a person of few extremes, but you have your moments of glory. When you're at your best, people can be wowed by you- but you're not always at your best. And that's OK. You're only human.

A novel with you as a character would sell quite well. It might not make the New York Times' bestseller list, but then again, it might. Who knows? Most people would certainly buy a book with you as a character in it. Well, they might wait for it be available in paperback- but they'd buy it eventually.

Take The Are You a Plausible Character? Test at HelloQuizzy

EDUCATION:Could You Pass The Latest Citizenship Test?

2008-07-07T15:30:00.010-05:00

You answered 80% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

Scroll down to see answers for each question. Also, please let us know what you think about the quiz. The feedback is appreciated.

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1. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Thomas Jefferson

2. When was the Constitution written?
Correct
1787

3. What are the first words of the Constitution?
In order to form a more perfect Union is not correct.
We the People

4. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Correct
The Bill of Rights

5. Which of the following is NOT a right outlined in the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Right to bear arms

6. Which one of these is a right guaranteed by the First Amendment?
Right to trial by jury is not correct.
Freedom of the press

7. How many amendments does the Constitution have?
Correct
27

8. Why does the United States flag have 13 stripes?
Correct
They represent the 13 original colonies

9. Which of these was NOT among the original states?
New Hampshire is not correct.
Maine

10. What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
Correct
Louisiana

11. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. Which of the following is NOT a federal power?
Correct
To provide education

12. Which of the following is NOT one of the three branches of the government?
Correct
Federal

13. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
Correct
435

14. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
Correct
6

15. In what month do we vote for President?
Correct
November

16. If both the President and Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President?
Correct
The Speaker of the House

17. Who was president during World War I?
Correct
Woodrow Wilson

18. How many justices are there on the U.S. Supreme Court?
Correct
9

19. Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?
John Paul Stevens is not correct.
John G. Roberts, Jr

20. What did Susan B. Anthony do?
Correct
Fought for women’s rights

Dang! This is the kind of test that I think they should give to people who want to be citizens! And I didn't pass!

PERSONALITY: A Twofer Questionnaire

2008-06-22T17:47:00.012-05:00

Two Names You Go by -
1. OlderMusicGeek
2. Dan

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. blue jeans
2. sandals
- yes, I'm not wearing a shirt! it's hot!

Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
1. not sure
2. don't know
- I'll worry about that stuff when i'm ready to start dating again

Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
1. listen to music
2. chat with friends

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. a 80 gig mp3 player
2. money to pay for my daughter's college

Two things you did last night:
1. worked late
2. messed on the computer

Two things you ate today:
1. cheese
2. chips
- yeah I ate healthy today

Two people you last talked to:
1. My oldest friend, jim
2. my daughter

Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. work
2. dropping cd's off at the library

Two longest car rides:
1. Iowa to Florida on a family vacation
2. Iowa to Colorado on a family vacation

Two Favorite Holidays
1. Christmas
2. Halloween

Two Favorite Beverages
1. Cherry Coke
2. Kool-Aid, especially black cherry

Two jobs I have had in my life:
1. data entry
2. English teacher

Two Places I have lived:
1. Midwest United States
2. Southern Africa

Two of my Favorite Foods:
1. pizza
2. spaghetti

Two Places I'd rather be right now
1. SouthWEST Asia
2. Australia

PERSONALITY:The Shamrock Personality Test

2008-03-16T02:38:00.003-05:00

What Your Shamrock Says About You

You are unselfish, responsible, and a good leader. You contribute a lot to your community.
At times, you can be self-righteous and stubborn. There's no better way to do things than your way.
You consider yourself a lucky person. Luck always seems to be on your side.
You are creative, innovative, and complicated. You definitely have a unique spin on the world.

The Shamrock Personality Test

ENTERTAINMENT and PERSONALITY TYPE:Which Character from "Alice in Wonderland" Are You?

2008-03-09T11:39:00.006-05:00

You're Alice! You're young, naive, and strange new things fascinate you. You're lost in Wonderland which scares you at times, but also strikes much interest in you. Keep wandering and you'll find your way out, that is, unless you don't want to leave...
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POLITICS:What Threat to the Bush Administration are You?

2008-01-27T10:24:00.001-06:00

What threat to the Bush administration are you?

Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can subvert the government, but if you should try you will be smited mightily because God likes us best.
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PERSONALITY TRAIT:How Evil are You?

2008-01-09T17:59:00.000-06:00

How evil are you?